MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. blue cheese
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Kuştepe Aliment
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. The Vegeterian Place in Taksim called Parsifal, makes me think that I might become one soon…
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Depends on the country. In Turkey the tip is included but I leave 10% anyway, in US 20%, others totally up to the server’s behaviors and what i am obligated to.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. ice cream and cig kofte (raw meatballs)
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. i like them all
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. butter, lebane, zatara, cheese
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. mint
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. somewhere around 300
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. not sure, more than 500 probably
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. a cartoon says “baba beni okuldan al” meaning “Dad take me away from school”
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2. I didn’t buy them my parents’ guilt.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right to write left to everything else
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. tommy
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. recently my wisdom teeth
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. seeing
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. 3 months ago, but 12 cavities 2 canals and 2 wisdom teeth in two monts, I’m tough 
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. my backpack, too many books to carry to write damn term papers.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. no, that would be fun!
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. yes please!
Q. Is love for real?
A. it is real but it does not last forever
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I am too connected with it, I don’t think I can change. But I will try non Turkish-non English names for my kids
Q.What color looks best on you
A. black
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. as long as i can remember, no
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. i just convinced a friend to not to commit suicide 10 days ago if that counts.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. yes, i have a problem crossing the streets
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. good question. Not in Turkey
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. is this your best offer?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. ok sure, i will publish books with 50 grand and travel like a bird
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. no
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. yes
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. definitely not
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. ask me this question for using internet, yes for TV, undecided for internet
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: no pockets i am in surgeon pants
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I haven’t seen it
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: hardwood
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: yes, I did this for 7 years, now back to family, i want to live alone though
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 1
Q: Where were you born?
A. Duisburg Germany
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I never did actually. Just once they caught me before I escaped, 11 years ago.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Ahhh, I wish I could decide. I want to be mom, writer, traveller, teacher, musician, photographer and yes, I know I am a dreamer (That’s what keeps me alive)
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: private
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Turkay
Q: Last person you called?
A: my cousin
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My mom (I don’t usually do that, she was going on a trip)
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 3
Q: Color?
A: purple
Q: Season?
A: spring
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: yes: cy, melanie, krissy
Q: Mood?
A: frustrated and bored
Q: Listening to?
A:inner talks of Turgut Ozben andOlric
Q: Watching?
A. nothing
Q: Worrying about?
A: my term papers and finances for coming up trips
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do this weekend?
A: watch LOST 3.22 and finish one of my term papers.
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Chinatown by Roman Polanski
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I think so
Q: Now that the survey’s done what are you going to do?
A: try to focus on studies
